Statistics We Can Win

Random stranger (to male barista): “what are the chances you have an Android phone? I need a charger.”
Barista: “there’s a zero percent chance.”
Stranger: “oh well. Thanks anyway.”
Barista: “what are the chances I’m wearing women’s underwear? 100%. If we’re going to pick statistics, might as well pick the ones we can win.”
Me: “sure, but is that really a win?”

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